"Never Open" Café – Rubber Hose Style Coffee Shirt

Because apparently, running a specialty roastery with limited hours means we don’t exist.
This tongue-in-cheek tee is for the real ones—the loyal coffee rebels who know that handcrafted quality doesn’t keep basic hours. You’ve heard the whispers, the complaints, the “they’re never open” nonsense—and you kept showing up anyway.

Soft. Bold. Slightly sarcastic. Just like us.

Designed in a vintage rubber hose animation style, this shirt blends humor, grit, and just the right amount of IDGAF. Rock it as a badge of honor, a wink to the haters, and a reminder that you can always order online.. Because we may not be open for everyone—but we’re always here for the ones who get it.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61

Behind the Seams: Fabric and Fit

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide:

XS: 27" Length, 16 ½" Width
S: 28” Length, 18” Width
M: 29” Length, 20” Width
L: 30” Length, 22” Width
XL: 31” Length, 24” Width
2XL: 32” Length, 26” Width
3XL: 33” Length, 28” Width
4XL: 34” Length, 30” Width
5XL: 35” Length, 31” Width